a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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