Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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