By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
