At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you