Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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