great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We got so high we made milksteak
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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