I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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