I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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