fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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