He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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