butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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