I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I touched a dick in church today
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
