May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm always down for nudity.
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