You made me cry and you don't even care
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.