PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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