I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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