In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
