D3 body, D1 cock
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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