On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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