Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This is classic penis vs brain.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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