i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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