..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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