I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm like, not good at living.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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