So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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