No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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