took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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