I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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