i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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