Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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