So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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