He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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