Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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