A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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