Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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