i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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