no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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