i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
