therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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