i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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