I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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