She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
