i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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