This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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