I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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