can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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