After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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