Yo dont text me then not text me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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