i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
what day is it and did you see me today?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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