Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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