He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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