This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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