You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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