I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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