fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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