I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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