you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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