hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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