we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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