Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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