Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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